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Joke of the Day

"CEO of KFC: ""We must always respect our customers. That is so important."" Ian: ""Shall we still serve them food in a bucket?"" CEO: ""Yes."""

"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."

"If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? The counter."

"Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... But I say, ""It's just Depends."""

"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"

"Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra? Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide."

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"

"Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked, exchanged info, and she said her ""insurance would call"" me. Someones still carrying a torch!"

"My father had a stroke he's all right now."

"""Use a spongebob quote to describe your sex life"" ""Are you ready kids?"""