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Joke of the Day

"Facebook does NOT need a dislike button. It's just gonna start more drama."

"yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra"

"Dad, did you let the parrot name me? - Haha, no that's ridiculous, Brock."

"This morning someone phoned me and told me that I need to sort my fucking life out. It was quite a wake up call."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on ""America's Most Wanted."""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."

"Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher... For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor."

"As I spread my girlfriend's legs I thought to myself... This is the strangest thing I've ever had on toast."

"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."