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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."

"What did the painter say to her boyfriend? ""I love you with all my art!"""

"A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting... Who says they can't integrate into American culture?"

"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."

"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."

"I once threw a boomerang, not knowing what it was for... Then it hit me."

"Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface."

"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."

"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"

"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"