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Joke of the Day
"What are the four most common types of states of matter? Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives."
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"Me: Can my gift this year be a new secretary. Boss: I cannot legally assign you anyone until your last secretary's case goes to trial..."
"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"
"[interview at the Pringles factory] BOSS: why do you wanna work here? TENNIS BALL: {don't say to take back the tubes} uhh i love curvy chips"
"How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining."
"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."
"[courtroom] Lawyer: If you didnt bite that surfers leg THEN WHO DID Shark: I'm telling you idk *whale in the audience opens a big newspaper*"
"Why did Nintendo cross the road? idk, Nintendo always does random shit and never explains it"
"If Captain Obvious ever got an archenemy I would expect him to be named Major WTF Now that's one Major WTF. No kidding Captain Obvious."
"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."