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Joke of the Day

"I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar."

"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."

"Sometimes I watch Spike TV just to be reassured that I'm not even close to being the biggest asshole in the world."

"There are 10 types of people 1. Those who understand binary 2. Those who don't 3. Those who sneak tertiary into their jokes"

"What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win? Atrophy."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one to hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb."

"What do computers eat for snacks? Micro-chips."

"I prayed for snow on my wedding... No snow, but I did get 6 inches on my honeymoon."

"Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki."