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Joke of the Day
"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"
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"Where do you find a paraplegic Where you left them"
"The kid who would burn his marshmallow to a blackened crisp and say ""this is how I like it!"" is in prison now"
"Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel.."
"These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did."
"5 penises A man visits his doctor and tells him, ""You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"" To which the doctor replies, ""5 penises! How do your pants fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"Dear America: it's called English for a reason. They invented it. It's not ""English"" spelling. It's correct spelling... This is a subtweet."
"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"
"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
"What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease? A leprekhan"