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Joke of the Day
"Don't trust atoms. Seriously, don't. They make up everything."
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"Once upon a time there was a Z & D. Then someone tipped Z over. The ND."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can. 2/10"
"What lights up a football stadium? A football match!"
"A hipster burnt his tongue Drinking coffee before it was cool."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"
"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."
"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."
"Whenever someone says, ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes."
"In honor of the Olympics I suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... Whose in?"