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Joke of the Day
"A hipster burnt his tongue Drinking coffee before it was cool."
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"Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hare-line."
"I just finished reading Great Expectations. It wasn't all I hoped it would be."
"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing."
"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."
"Just ran outside in a t shirt & panties to save a bird from my cat's mouth. My kid thinks I'm a hero. My neighbor wants to have drinks later"
"If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition."