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Joke of the Day
"In honor of the Olympics I suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... Whose in?"
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"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"
"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"
"My idea of Hell would be Carrot Top and Shaun White taking turns sneezing in my face."
"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"
"Old lady says to his hubby... ""My nipples are as hot today as they was 50 years ago"" Hubby replies,""Oughtta be. One's in your coffee the other's in your porridge."""
"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"
"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."
"What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer? ""I literally chant even..."""
"What did Stephen Hawking name his new hair salon The Curl Up and Dye"