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Joke of the Day
"What lights up a football stadium? A football match!"
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"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"
"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."
"People who live in stone houses can throw all the glass they want."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."
"The best part about this status update is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it"
"When someone's ignoring me I like to break into their house at night and steal all their shoes. We'll see how busy you are tomorrow."
"What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist? Pronounce this word: unionized"
"I met a girl at a club last night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."
"What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal? Sparkie."