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Joke of the Day
"""I love you unconditionally*."" -God *Terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details."
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"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, I confused ""love"" with ""being white, middle-class, and male."""
"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."
"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
"Two soldiers are in a tank. One says to the other, ""I'd better get out and dry myself."""
"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"
"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."
"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. The question is how they got in there."