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Joke of the Day

"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"

"#IHaveJustEnoughMoneyTo pay my phone bill so I can call my credit card company to tell them I don't have money to pay them."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles."

"Your mom is so ugly... ... That she committed suicide and the devil sent her right back."

"What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero? Are you 0K?"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider."

"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"

"What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years? A four term US senator."

"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."

"What is loud and sounds like an apple? **AN APPLE!**"