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Joke of the Day
"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."
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"how do you think the unthinkable? with an ithberg!"
"Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming ""Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"""
"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."
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"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""
"I like my.... I like my women how I like my font ... 18 and **bold**"
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"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"