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Joke of the Day

"Love means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, I confused ""love"" with ""being white, middle-class, and male."""

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app. Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off."

"A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge Baa Dumb Tiss!"

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"

"Everyone's inner douche comes out when naming their wifi network."

"That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think ""Meh, whatever. I had a good run."""

"An anvil walks into a bar.. The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: ""No thanks, I'm already hammered."""

"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."

"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."