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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."

"My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!"

"God: ""At least I didn't get FAT."" Buddha: ""At least I didn't get CRUCIFIED."""

"okay ready? What if ancient egyptians put cats on everything because they totally saw the future and they knew what the internet was about"

"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."

"High Quality Poem Error 404 Your Haiku could not be found Try again later"

"An English Joke What happens to Santa when he gets addicted to heroin? He becomes a dependent clause"

"What is the height of slime? A jellyfish having a wank in a bowl of snot."

"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"

"I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey. Revenge is a dish best served cold."