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Joke of the Day
"whats a frogs favorite type of metal joining practice? A rivet"
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"I went to a zoo, but all they had was one sad-looking dog. It was a shih tzu."
"What do you say when somebody calls you a pussy? "" You are what you eat! """
"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"
"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"
"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."
"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"
"If life gives you melons... get a good sports bra."
"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"
"I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details."