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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"
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"Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom"
"I've been informed by TSA that my man-bun is not allowed on the plane. They fear a riot from horny women clamoring to sit next to me"
"Kim Davis says war has been declared on traditional marriage. Still unclear is which of her four marriages is under attack."
"How did Moses make his tea in the morning? Hebrewed it."
"Donald Trump, an asshole, and an evil masterminds walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."
"Whats the difference between the circus and a strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
"My mother in law called me today and said? ""Come quick. I think I'm dying"" I said, ""Call me back when you're sure""."
"Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires ""Burger King or McDonalds"" was his response when asked where."
"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."