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Joke of the Day
"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"
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"I became rich by selling fertilizer. I have some very prosperous phosphorus."
"""Opening a llama acting school called 'Save the Drama for your Llama."" ""No, I mean where do you see yourself in 5 years with this job?"""
"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""
"I'm really impressed with the enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup They're dying to get the job done."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names."
"My Boss is Irish and I need good comebacks! Help me out with the best Irish jokes you got!"
"A woman in labor is screaming profanities at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, ""Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt!"""
"[Supermarket] Me: QUICK, WHERE IS YOUR FROZEN SECTION Assistant: Aisle 7 Me: GREAT [opens trench coat and 6 penguins fall out] let's go guys"
"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"