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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."

"Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent."

"I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition."

"Careful what you wish for!"

"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"

"This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself."

"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""

"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."

"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""

"Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend."