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Joke of the Day

"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts? A Barkeologist."

"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."

"My roomate was bragging about getting top comment of the week on theCHIVE. Yeah, I reddit."

"Some small people that I don't know think I'm strange To me they're a little stranger"

"Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner? He was gladiator..."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on me."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark."

"twitter getting rid of the 140-character limit is a bad idea. the ability to say what you need to say in as few words as possible is (1/533)"