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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dilapidated, run down bus stop and a big breasted lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."

"How would you feel if you were raped for every rape joke you made? Sore"

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"My need for caffeine is so bad I'm going to AA for the free coffee"

"3-year-old: Where do people go when they die? Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not? 3: It's full of dead people."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? I have a flesh-eating disease, and it's slowly killing me."

"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."

"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."

"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ...and he doesn't."