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Joke of the Day

"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"

"I won't visit /r/aww Its nothing but kitty porn"

"My wife told me she used to be a lesbian once ""You mean I turned you?"" I asked with a grin. ""No...."" she replied wistfully. ""I just ran out of money."""

"George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters. (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)"

"I went to a zoo where the only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu"

"What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !"

"Beer makes you smart. It made Bud wiser."

"What type of carpet do you put in an igloo? Burr-burr"

"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"

"Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there."