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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"
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"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."
"My girlfriend and I decided to make a sex tape. But I came too quickly so we made a Vine. (Saw something similar in a meme so I can't take the credit)"
"What did cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."
"What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid"
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big."
"If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger. That's why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance"
"Why did the rancher vivisect his daughter? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He wanted to reverse cowgirl."
"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who knows, they never get the house."