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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
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"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"
"A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal... A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal and asks him to turn in his essay. The Mexican criminal says ""Me no snitch."""
"[pulled over] COP 1: any drugs or alcohol in the car? ME: no COP 2: told you he was a nerd ME: nuh uh I have so much drugs COP 1: lol gotcha"
"Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted."
"If humans were chickens, the French Revolution would've been a lot funnier... because after cutting someone's head off, their headless body would run around a few times."
"Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop."
"Note to self Don't buy one."
"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."