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Joke of the Day
"8 year old at the park said I threw like a girl. He found out I kick in the nuts like a girl too."
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"Wayne Gretzy at a party... Gets folks to drink by yelling, ""You miss 100% of the shots you never take!!!!"""
"What do you call a Jew who is terrible with money? Bernie Sanders."
"Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you"
"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"
"If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s."
"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."
"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."
"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"
"What's the difference between juice and cider? I can't go deep in juice."