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Joke of the Day

"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."

"For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping."

"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"

"My Grandpa said,... ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Telling a woman that you want to ""rock her body"" means something completely different in Pakistan."

"John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider, scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican."

"How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house? Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... They'd find me attractive."

"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."