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Joke of the Day

"What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns."

"What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today hot tamale."

"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."

"I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up"

"Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones."

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Because everyone around them will be giving them shit for it."

"Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature"

"What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A thon"

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

"I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be."