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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"
"What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible? Impairagus Repairagus"
"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."
"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."
"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."
"6.9 is worse than 69 because... it's interrupted by a period."
"Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you"
"I'm a vegetarian and when people say to me ""you know Hitler was also a vegetarian"" it always reminds me how many Jews I've been killing"
"What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."