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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"
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"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."
"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"
"My wife left me because she said I had a drinking problem After she left I lost the urge to drink."
"Knock-Knock... -Who's there? -Doctor. -Doctor Who? -No, bitch. Doctor House."
"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."
"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."
"You can idolize anything... You just have to put your mind into it."
"TIL that there is enough oxygen on earth to cover the entire planet!! How crazy is that!"
"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."