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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"
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"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."
"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers!"
"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"
"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."
"I overheard a super skinny girl say that she sometimes forgets to eat. So naturally I licked her face to see if it was contagious"
"Knock knock...(from my 6 year old) Who's there? ""Little girl"". Little girl, who? ""Little girl who can't reach the door knob""."
"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday , one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."
"What do you call a duck that does drugs? A quack head!"