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Joke of the Day
"6.9 is worse than 69 because... it's interrupted by a period."
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"I give lions haircuts by the river for a living What I do is all but manestream."
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"How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time."
"If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family."
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"It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave. Google it."
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"If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, ""Oh John"" next time you're cumming ladies."
"""I can't stand when people say they hate both of the presidential candidates."" --Stephen Hawking"