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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."

"Why do migits laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"The best thing about smartphones is that you don't have to refold maps anymore."

"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. I know this is an old one but i didn't see on here so why not."

"Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth"

"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred"

"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""