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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."

"How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish? Adidos!"

"What happened when the Jew with a boner walked into a wall? He broke his nose."

"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."

"What do we want? A CURE FOR TOURETTES! When do we want it? CUNT!"

"Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them."

"Where can a hand refuel its car? At a fist pump."

"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"

"Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems? She couldn't control her pupils."

"So, I told a girl ""send boobs""... ...and she sent me a topless of her, 8 years old, at a beach. Girls are really losing it, man. Year-old picture?!"