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Joke of the Day
"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."
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"Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah."
"I just quit my job crushing cans at the soft drink factory... It was just soda pressing."
"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"I missed the first day of Fight Club But the second day was really enjoyable, I would recommend it."
"Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?"
"My kid sold your honor student a quarter ounce of oregano."
"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery."
"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"
"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"