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Joke of the Day

"Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand Binary and those that don't."

"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""

"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? Reddit servers."

"I don't always drink.... What were we talking about again?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"

"Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop."

"""My favorite sex fantasy starts with you bringing me wine..."" And then? ""Cheese."" Mmmm and then? ""You close the door from outside."""

"Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult."

"Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg? Because they're raster graphic images."