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Joke of the Day
"Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb"
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"What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? I didn't do it on porpoise."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos"
"How do you know if you're at a gay guys cookout?? The hot dogs taste like shit!"
"pedophiles are the worst but a close runner-up would be the people who don't get excited when they win stuff on the radio"
"I wasn't planning on sleeping with that alchemist, but one thing Pb to another..."
"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"
"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."
"Lush is kinda like cocaine. Its all lined up on the tables and you spend your entire time using your nose."
"For all the effort I put into faking it, I should really just start writing down the confirmation number at the end of a phone call."