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Joke of the Day

"pedophiles are the worst but a close runner-up would be the people who don't get excited when they win stuff on the radio"

"What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon?"

"After a shortcut through the ghetto, I see what the hood rats like to drive... Housing prices down."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200000 and a parachute."

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""

"Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!"

"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."

"What do call a fish with a Phd? A brain sturgeon."

"What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District? What I want to be *if* I grow up."

"You should marry the first person who can understand what you're saying while you brush your teeth."