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Joke of the Day
"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."
Next Joke
"Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!"
"How do you describe the facial features of a man who shaves with sculpting tools? Chiseled."
"I think my virginity has grown back."
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
"If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people."
"See that sad girl up on the hill with tears ? That's not me..I'm the one over there running away from a goose with a corn dog in my hand."
"What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac? Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one"
"Enjoying Starbucks' free WiFi with my MacBook and flannel shirt while listening to a band you've probably never heard of."
"Me: Goodnight Moon Moon: Well hi there. I can't hear you because I'm 240,000 miles away and sound doesn't travel in space. Die in a fire."