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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't planning on sleeping with that alchemist, but one thing Pb to another..."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp? Its not hard."

"What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis."

"Twitter: where strangers will explain your joke back to you."

"I need a joke. I need a quick joke to tell Dennis tomorrow. He always tells me a good one and I want to hit him back with a good one."

"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"

"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"

"What do yeast and a redneck have in common? They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)"

"Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom."

"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."