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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos"
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"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."
"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."
"Why'd the short man take the elevator up? He was feeling down"
"2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken"
"How do you best serve burned food? Coal'd."
"What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!"
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large."
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard."
"How much does a Qur'an weigh? Allaht"