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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if you're at a gay guys cookout?? The hot dogs taste like shit!"

"Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !"

"Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !"

"We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car."

"Rules for being a good neighbor: 1. MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS 2. Don't forget rule number one."

"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."

"Why was the bald king so sad? Because he had no heir."

"[leaving store without bag] Cashier: Forgetting something? ""Oh wow, how embarrassing"" *walks back to give her a hug and kiss on the lips*"

"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."

"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"