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Joke of the Day
"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."
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"""How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?"" - The pitch for the month of December."
"Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. Seems like it might be time for you to Google ""normal human mouth"" photos."
"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."
"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."
"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."
"""The Bible"" running on the History Channel is like ""Dragons"" running on Animal Planet."
"I've found a diner. Or maybe it's a house. Either way this little old lady is cooking me breakfast."
"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."
"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."