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Joke of the Day

"Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. Seems like it might be time for you to Google ""normal human mouth"" photos."

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."

"[on a first date] Me: So do you like puppies? Her: Oh I love them Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies Waiter: Excellent choice, sir"

"Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you."

"What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord? G-sus"

"What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball? You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller"

"What's THE dirtiest joke you know? Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty."

"What does Stalin do on a night out? Paints the town red"

"If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off? My physics teacher told me that one."