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Joke of the Day

"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."

"What do cookies do when they have sex? They crumb. Alternate: ""What does a cookie say when its having sex?"" ""I'm crumbing"""

"Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why'd you stop?"

"Amish girl Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated? Two mennonite"

"Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?"

"What do you call a cop standing on dog poo? Officer on doody."

"Well, that's the last time I tell my girlfriend to sit on my face... whilst doing a Sean Connery impersonation."

"Donald Trump is elected president..."

"Two soldiers are in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""blubblublbublub""."

"A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller"