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Joke of the Day
"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."
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"Ever hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."
"I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about"
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor"
"Today we our throwing one of our Asian employees a supplies birthday party. I got him a highlighter."
"boss: why aren't you working? me: i didn't see you coming!"
"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."
"Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged."
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."
"I'll always remember what my dad said right before he bought the farm. How much does this farm cost?"