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Joke of the Day
"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."
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"This Joke is so Top Secret... Iii iiiiiiiii ii Iiii Iiii Ii Ii Ii III. The punchline is Eyes Only"
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"
"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"
"Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position."
"If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? The Republican party."
"What do you call an underwater restaurant that serves cured meats to sharks? A Sharc-eatery"
"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"
"They say that trains are full of weird people... ...but I don't think that's true. I've never met a weird person on a train, and I talk to *everyone.*"
"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"