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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."
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"Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat? Because he always minimises the running time."
"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."
"You think you can take me, tough guy? I'd like to see you try. Seriously, anywhere fun you might be going. Take me with."
"Confused.com adverts They're kinda confusing"
"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"
"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you"
"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work"
"What is the ultimate definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on each other"