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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."

"What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear? Sneakers. Huehuehue."

"A lot of people say they're ""real"" as if it's some sort of redeeming quality. Try not being an asshole. How's that for real?"

"What does a baby computer calls his father? Data."

"Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns"

"A guard is patrolling when he sees something moving in the bushes.... ""Who's in there?!"" He yells He gets a reply ""jean-claude van damme"" All 4 of you,get out!"

"Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations."

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff."

"My kid keeps getting his pants leg wrapped in the chain of his bike, it's a vicious cycle."

"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."