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Joke of the Day
"Whats the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's day."
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"They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat."
"Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
"An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground And says ""buffalo come."" Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says ""hmm sticky."""
"Practicing for my audition tape for ""MTV True Life: Let's go huff some fucking glue"""
"I figured out I'm autosapiosexual. I just came to this conclusion."
"You know how sometimes you destroy your house & instead of cleaning you're like ""Screw it let's just move?"" That's why we're exploring space"
"Why do chicken coops have only two doors? If they had four doors they would be chicken sedans."
"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"
"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"