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Joke of the Day

"Practicing for my audition tape for ""MTV True Life: Let's go huff some fucking glue"""

"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"

"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"

"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."

"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"

"Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas"

"What's a Fly without it's wings? A Walk"

"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."

"Did the Deer have any doe? he had 2 Bucks"

"4th grade student: How old are you? Me: Quite a bit older than you. Student: So like 23? Me: Deal. Tell all your friends."