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Joke of the Day
"Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
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"My neighbor is Indian and every night when he comes home he punches his wife... 6:30 pm, right on the dot."
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender gets excited. The bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You've got a drink named Greg?"""