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Joke of the Day

"Love it how music can take you to another place . For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one."

"Did you ever watch that movie about the killer tire? It was actually a sadtire."

"Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam? Because the steaks are too high."

"My friend found out recently that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."

"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"

"Why can't white girls finish their sentences? Because they can't even"

"What's the difference between God and Bono?? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono!!"

"police codes 472: loitering 213: man with horse eyes 304: gnarly dirtbike 94: breaking & entering 834: dog smoking weed 58: sexy loitering"

"What do you call a man without a beard? A woman."

"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"