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Joke of the Day

"Why do chicken coops have only two doors? If they had four doors they would be chicken sedans."

"How did Adolf tie his shoes? With two knotzies."

"If you want to know what I'm like in bed, try plugging something into a USB port in the dark."

"Next year is going to be directed by Hideaki Anno... It'll be 2015+1"

"Every morning when I wake up I wonder to myself, ""Is today going to be the day that Lou Bega drops Mambo No. 6?"""

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle."

"My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells."

"I was rescued after being exposed to the elements... I couldn't feel my fingers or toes, so I got the doctor to tell it to me straight. His reply: ""Once they go black, they never grow back."""

"Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"